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My names Brian. I like beer. Im not 21, but than again, most 19 year olds would happen to agree. So far, in college, ive found that most students happen to agree with me that beer is a lifestyle, not a beverage. Unfortunately, we are all busy enjoying this gift from god instead of blogging about it. Ive decided I will find time in my busy schedule of not attending class and creepily staring down hot chicks walking by while listening to the Police in my car and nursing a 40 of OE. I will push all of that aside and dedicate an hour of my day to covering the world of beer for young people like myself.

But Brian, arent there like 30 other sites that cover beer?
-Yes, sir/man, their certainly are other sites out there. Sadly, those sites cover microbrews and pub ales that no one under the age of 40 regularly drinks in the United States. Lets be honest, most everyone in college drinks a domestic brew more often than any other. Yet, their is no site dedicated to covering the partnership between these fine drnks and the people who enjoy them. Thats why im here. I drink, I play beer pong, I rule at quarters, and in all honesty, I like sipping High Life under a tree alone some nights...because im edgy and badass. Anyways, Im know where you guys are coming from when you get questions like "Can I die from drinking week old beer thats been left open?" and "What makes fat chicks skinnier, Coors Light or Budweiser?". Im working hard to find these answers and more.

But Brian, why should we keep coming to this blog?
-I update everyday. I respond to emails and comments as often as possible (once a year...I jest). I have first hand experience of the law and alcohol and im sure I could guide you in the right direction. More than anything else though, come to my blog because I am a terrrrrrrible role model. I advocate taunting kids who dress emo, ghetto, or anything not based around flannel. I will literally kick you in the shins if you use the word crunk around me. I think drinking and driving is a terrible alternative, but I also realize its a legitimate possibility we should prepare for. I dont care if your underage, I firmly believe dogs and children, let alone teenagers can enjoy beer if they please.

But Brian, arent you kinda lame for taking the time to do all this?
-Go to hell you bitch. Im done answering personal questions.