Monday, May 12, 2008

A Students Guide to.....Busch Light

I am not a fan of cheap or overly mainstream beers. I am also not a fan of spending a ton of money. As a result, I sample all the major beers and find the ones I like the most, regardless of how expensive they are. As long as you buy mainstream domestic brews, you wont see prices vary that much anyways. Sadly, even I see Busch Light as a poor mans beer. Steel Reserve and 40s are black mens beers, but Busch and Natty Light are for the depraved. Oddly enough, college students swear by this stuff because apparently saving 2 dollars is more important than a delicious case of Miller High Life....

So anyways, I figured because its popular and because it still trumps the distilled water of Natty Light, I would go ahead and review Busch Light.

In terms of taste, its pretty easy to get down. It defintely isnt strong enough to have an aftertaste though. The beer is pretty weak alcohol content wise and im confident I could sit back and down a 12 without being too drunk, tipsy for sure but I wont be macking on any fatties still.

As for how it works in group situations, you can coount on this beer to leave everyone wanting more and everyone needing to piss every 2-3 minutes. And now im tired so thats where I will leave it

A Yeomans Review of....Miller Lite

Miller Lite is that sassy little bastard always stuck at the number 2 spot. Popular in its own right....yet never as popular as its evil nemesis, Bud Light. Luckily, M.L. keeps fighting the good fight, even if its destined to never win.



The overall summary and my personal history with M.L. is still up in dispute seeing how my memory escapes me many of the times I have consumed this beverage. That may be the result of the absolute ease in which one can throw these bad boys down, or it may be the result of the excellent after taste M.L. brings to the table. Whatever the reason, I do know that Miller Lite is an excellent beer for middle aged white guys, in fact its the beer of choice.

This stems from the beers slightly smoother taste than Bud Light. It is easy to consume 4 or 5 of without a hint of intoxication and it goes better with a meal the Bud Light or a stronger beer because of its richness. If your looking to get drunk, be wary that Miller Light will seem to become water and you WILL finish a 12 or more before realizing just what you have done and just how naked you are. As a result, I consider Miller Light to be the perfect beer with a meal and an above average binge drinking beer. Its only weakness lies in its ability to become flat in mere minutes. I can get past this, however.